You finally worked up the nerve to ask out that cutie from accounting. The date is going great, sparks are flying, and she suggests heading back to your place to hang out. It doesn’t take long for the clothes to start flying, and after some quick foreplay, it’s time for the main event. Only you get too worked up and cum almost immediately. Why couldn’t you last longer in bed?!
Look, we’ve all been there at one point or another. Maybe the girl was so far out of your league that you got too excited (like Jim from American Pie). Or maybe it’s been awhile since you’ve had sex, and you just couldn’t control yourself.
Sadly, for some people this is a regular occurrence. If you fall into that category, not to worry, as we’ve got some tips that should help you last longer between the sheets, ensuring that both of you get off and go to sleep with smiles on your faces.
1. Masturbate An Hour Or Two Before Sex
If you’re planning on having sex, it couldn’t hurt to rub one out a few hours beforehand. Why? Because unlike women, when a man ejaculates, his body (ie. balls) needs some time to recover before going for a second round. So if you empty the chamber before the big event, you should be able to go a little longer the next time around.
2. Take Care Of Her Needs First
It’s a known fact that women take longer to reach climax, so if you’re typically a little quick on the draw, focus on foreplay and getting her off first. Trust me, if you go down on her (sorry DJ Khaled) and focus on giving her the big O, then no matter what happens afterwards, she’s still going to be a satisfied customer who will likely be coming back for more.
3. Slow Things Down If You Need To
If you sense that you’re about to go past the point of no return, tell your partner that you need to slow down. You can say to her, “You’re so hot. I’m not going to last long if we keep this up,” and stimulate her orally or manually until you have regained control of the situation and are ready to continue. Trust me, she’ll appreciate your candor, and the fact that you’re looking out for her enjoyment as well.
4. Use A Desensitizing Spray
If you’re still struggling on how to last longer in bed, consider trying a desensitizing spray like Promescent for lasting longer during lovemaking. The spray absorbs into the skin in a matter of minutes, optimally desensitizing the penis and allowing for better control with negligible loss of sensitivity, so you can keep the party going a bit longer.
5. Try The Squeeze Technique
As the name suggests, the squeeze technique involves physically squeezing your penis (ouch) to stop yourself from cumming too soon when you feel your orgasm coming on. Simply stop and squeeze right below the head of your penis, applying firm pressure with your thumb and forefinger for about 5-10 seconds. Done right, this will temporarily decrease sexual tension, which represses the ejaculation response.
So there you have it, five tips to help you increase your sexual performance and help you and your partner get more satisfaction in the bedroom. And if all else fails, it might be time to discuss your premature ejaculation issues with a doctor.
So You Want To Visit A Brothel?
Do’s, Don’ts, Tips, and Tricks for enjoying the oldest profession!
We’re excited to welcome Alice Little to the Guys Gab team, and she is here to answer all of your sex and relationship questions. If you have a specific question for her, simply leave a comment below and we’ll pass it along to her.
My name is Alice Little, and I’m the number one booking legal sex worker in the United States. I work at the world-famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch just outside Carson City, Nevada, where I see men, women, couples, and help people from all different walks of life work on intimacy and explore themselves sexually.
Nevada is part of the American Frontier, and it’s only in Nevada that you can find legalized prostitution in the brothel system. Prostitution has been around here for a very long time, but it’s only been legal here since 1971; the legal system boasts a safe working environment for the ladies, frequent mandatory testing for safe sex, and of course discretion for visitors.
So what if you want to visit a legal brothel? How do you plan the trip? What should you expect to spend? What do you say or do when you arrive to get a great experience? Not to worry, I’m here to answer those questions and more!
Planning a trip to a Nevada brothel is just like planning any other vacation. You’ll need to set a budget, as well as section off time in your schedule. Visitors typically stay in town for three days, flying in on the first day, staying one day, and then leaving on the third day, though other visitors will sometimes stay longer or visit as part of a business trip. This ensures that a delayed flight won’t make you miss your appointment and it’ll also make sure that you’re not exhausted from your trip and unable to fully enjoy your experience.
As of February 2018, there are 21 brothels in Nevada, but there’s often confusion as to where they are located. The nearest brothel to Vegas is hours away, and the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, where I work and in my opinion one of the nicest locations to visit, is about 7 hours away by car. The good news is that it’s quite easy to fly back and forth between Las Vegas and Reno International. Southwest offers an easy-to-book commuter flight that’s only about 50 minutes long for travelers between the two cities. The Reno airport is only about a half an hour away from Carson City, and the ranch is located on the outskirts.
Almost all brothels will have a website with a lineup of the ladies who are currently working. It’s important to send a message to a lady you’re interested in spending time with, as many of the ladies work ‘tours’ at the ranch and have certain dates they will or won’t be available. This way you can coordinate with them for a visit. It’s a common practice for the ladies to require a 10% deposit of what you are planning to spend on your trip to put you on their calendar so they can clear their schedule for the time of your arrival.
Speaking of what you plan to spend, how exactly do you set a budget? Nevada law only allows for pricing discussion to happen on the actual brothel property, so it’s illegal to quote figures over email, text, or the phone. If you’re at a complete loss as to what to do on your first visit, either just shoot from the hip with your 10% deposit or simply put down $100. You can always work out the details with the lady in person and whatever you agree on will come out of your deposit first, so there’s little risk to you. At this stage of the process the lady is just putting you on her schedule and trying to get an idea of much of her schedule she should move around for you based on your deposit! You always have the option of just walking in, but then there’s no guarantee of which ladies you’ll see in lineup!
What about payment? The ranches take cash transactions, of course, but they do accept most credit cards. It’s important to check with the cashier via phone when you are putting down a deposit to see a particular lady, as some locations have limitations on the kinds of cards they can accept depending on which vendors they use. Generally speaking, transactions from the ranch show up as generic-looking charges on bank statements, but you always have the option of simply buying a Visa gift card anywhere you like and using that for your deposit or to pay for your experience.
A very important consideration is that many credit cards and banks have fraud protection. As such, it’s important before you travel to contact your issuing bank (the number is typically on the back of the card) and let them know you intend to travel. You should also let them know that you’ll be making some large purchases and tell them the day you’ll be booking in Nevada. This way you’ll be spared the anxiety of having your card declined or trying to call your bank after-hours to get access to your money if you end up deciding on a bigger experience. I can’t stress this enough, it happens all the time and can potentially ruin your trip!
Most first time visitors don’t know that the ladies at the ranches offer outdates, where you can book the lady’s time at the ranch and then leave together to have an adventure in Nevada! Yes, it’s possible to take a lady to dinner, to a show, go hiking, jet skiing, or really any kind of fun activity you can dream up in this beautiful area. Decide ahead of time if you’re looking to confine your time to the bedroom or if you’d like to stretch you legs and have an experience. Most of the ladies know all of the local things to do and can help with fun recommendations based on mutual interests!
Since we’re talking about activities, use your words! It can be very challenging for people who aren’t used to talking about sex to let their sex worker know exactly what it is they like and want. You should let the lady know if there’s a special outfit you’d like them to wear, a special scenario you’re interested in, or any kind of special activity you’d like to make sure you get to in the bedroom. This gives the lady time to prepare, buy a costume, get her toes done, or do any other special preparation for your visit! As a 4’8″ lady, I always appreciate lots of notice if someone is looking for a costume, because they’re so hard to find in my size!
What if you want to take pictures or video? Make sure to ask when prices are being discussed and be specific about the type of photos or videos you want to take. Most ladies don’t mind giving you a little something to remember your encounter by as long as you’re willing to use your words and tell them what you want.
There are so many things on the menu at the ranch that it can be a little overwhelming. Don’t make the mistake of trying to do too much your first visit. Your first visit should be all about exploring what the brothel has to offer, getting comfortable and acclimated, and finding a lady you want to have some fun with! Once you’ve found a lady who’s a great fit, she can help you cross all the items off on your bucket list, and if there are fantasies you have that involve multiple people, she can help you pick other ladies who will be there during the time of your appointment who will have great chemistry with you.
Make sure to shave, shower, use deodorant, and if you’re comfortable, manscape! Being clean and smelling fresh are important parts of any encounter, and keeping your body hair trim prevents issues with using protection and awkward issues with hair in the bedroom. As part of the process of booking an encounter, the lady will inspect your body to ensure there are no signs of disease and that issues like an ingrown hair you didn’t notice that needs a band aid before the encounter are all taken care of. Showers are available if you are traveling short notice from the airport or want to clean up after a visit.
Remember, it’s okay to ask questions. One of the best things about setting up an appointment ahead of time with a specific person is the ability to ask questions and be guided through the process! This will often give you a better experience than just showing up on the property.
If you’re going to cancel your appointment, try and do it with as much notice as possible. Sex workers live and die by their calendars and seeing you at the time you’ve arranged means she can’t see someone else. It’s common courtesy that if you have to cancel on a lady, you will generally leave the 10% deposit as a tip for her time. Speaking of tips, as well as gifts, they are always welcome! Remember that if you want to give a gift of food or drink it should be in a sealed unopened container for the lady’s safety.
Have more questions? Simply email a provider and ask! We love answering your questions and making the process as easy as we can so you can have an amazing visit!
With any luck I’ll see you soon!
Get Your Girl A Pair Of Srirachas – The Yoga Pants With A Sexy Secret
There’s no question about it, yoga pants are one of the greatest inventions ever made. Women love them because they’re comfortable and flattering, and men love them for obvious reasons. I mean seriously, just look at that photo above. ‘Nuff said!
While yoga pants were originally intended for workouts and the likes (hence the name “yoga” pants), these days you see women wearing yoga pants pretty much everywhere. Heck, I think 90% of the women on my last flight were wearing them.. and I wasn’t complaining. 🙂
Now, a company called Srirachawear has taken things to the next level, with sexy yoga pants that are made specifically for sex, providing for some “easy access” if you know what I mean, while looking seemingly normal to everyone else, thanks to an ingenious hidden flap.
Srirachas yoga pants are one of the most clever products I’ve ever come across, and naturally I had to get a pair for the girlfriend, so we could “review” them for you guys. And the verdict? Two thumbs up! 👍👍 (Ahem.. That’s not the only thing that was up. 🍆)
Not only did she love the way they fit (with a wide waistband that smoothed her tummy and a snug fit that made her ass look amazing), but it made her feel like an exhibitionist, walking around town with her naughty “sex pants”, unbeknownst to anyone else. Needless to say, we were both pretty hot and bothered by the time we got home that night.
Overall, we thought Srirachas yoga pants were great, and I would highly recommend them to anyone that’s looking to spice up the relationship, and to help her unleash her naughty side. As their motto states, “Get them on and get it on!” Trust me, ‘OM’ isn’t the only thing she’ll be chanting in these yoga pants.
So what do you say guys, are you ready to buy a pair of these bad boys for your girl? These are truly the gift that keep on giving, and they’re a bargain at just $69.69 (lol). Better still, we’ve arranged for a 15% discount for Guys Gab readers, simply use the code “GUYS15” at checkout.
Adult VR Distributors Look To Netflix For Inspiration
Digital subscription services like Netflix and Hulu have revolutionized the way that we watch video. Adult VR distributors are hoping it will do the same for VR porn. This month, the world’s most popular VR porn website announced a new subscription service called VRPorn.com Premium. It’s being hailed as the Netflix of VR Porn and some believe it might be the final step in taking VR porn mainstream.
For $19.95 a month, VRPorn.com will give you unlimited streaming and video downloads from all the major VR porn studios. While this might be old news for the film industry, it’s brand new for the adult VR world. Up until now, VR porn fans had to manage multiple subscriptions across different sites. Now, users can make a single monthly payment and unlock hundreds of full-length videos from over 25 of the biggest studios.
Major adult VR studios like BaDoinkVR, VirtualRealPorn, and RealityLovers are all taking part in the program. This large number of studios means that the Premium library already holds over 500 full-length videos with more being added on a weekly basis. A membership grants you access to many VR porn video games as well, unlocking exclusive demos of popular games like Virt-A-Mate, SinVR, and many others.
One of the major benefits of this new approach is that smaller, independent studios have the chance to gain more exposure. By pooling all their work together, VRPorn.com hopes to shine a light on some of the lesser known studios and encourage more producers to experiment with VR porn.
The rise of adblock and pirating software has made it difficult for many creators to make money off their work. One solution to this problem might be a transition towards more exclusive forms of media like virtual reality. Because VR video is still relatively rare, people are willing to pay a premium for quality content. If this project from VRPorn.com is successful it could provide a roadmap for all kinds of video artists who are struggling to monetize their content.
VRPorn.com already had millions of monthly visitors as the result of its free content. With this latest addition, the site hopes to transform some of that traffic into paying customers. It will be interesting to see how this new financial model plays out in the months to come.