You finally worked up the nerve to ask out that cutie from accounting. The date is going great, sparks are flying, and she suggests heading back to your place to hang out. It doesn’t take long for the clothes to start flying, and after some quick foreplay, it’s time for the main event. Only you get too worked up and cum almost immediately. Why couldn’t you last longer in bed?!
Look, we’ve all been there at one point or another. Maybe the girl was so far out of your league that you got too excited (like Jim from American Pie). Or maybe it’s been awhile since you’ve had sex, and you just couldn’t control yourself.
Sadly, for some people this is a regular occurrence. If you fall into that category, not to worry, as we’ve got some tips that should help you last longer between the sheets, ensuring that both of you get off and go to sleep with smiles on your faces.
1. Masturbate An Hour Or Two Before Sex
If you’re planning on having sex, it couldn’t hurt to rub one out a few hours beforehand. Why? Because unlike women, when a man ejaculates, his body (ie. balls) needs some time to recover before going for a second round. So if you empty the chamber before the big event, you should be able to go a little longer the next time around.
2. Take Care Of Her Needs First
It’s a known fact that women take longer to reach climax, so if you’re typically a little quick on the draw, focus on foreplay and getting her off first. Trust me, if you go down on her (sorry DJ Khaled) and focus on giving her the big O, then no matter what happens afterwards, she’s still going to be a satisfied customer who will likely be coming back for more.
3. Slow Things Down If You Need To
If you sense that you’re about to go past the point of no return, tell your partner that you need to slow down. You can say to her, “You’re so hot. I’m not going to last long if we keep this up,” and stimulate her orally or manually until you have regained control of the situation and are ready to continue. Trust me, she’ll appreciate your candor, and the fact that you’re looking out for her enjoyment as well.
4. Use A Desensitizing Spray
If you’re still struggling on how to last longer in bed, consider trying a desensitizing spray like Promescent for lasting longer during lovemaking. The spray absorbs into the skin in a matter of minutes, optimally desensitizing the penis and allowing for better control with negligible loss of sensitivity, so you can keep the party going a bit longer.
5. Try The Squeeze Technique
As the name suggests, the squeeze technique involves physically squeezing your penis (ouch) to stop yourself from cumming too soon when you feel your orgasm coming on. Simply stop and squeeze right below the head of your penis, applying firm pressure with your thumb and forefinger for about 5-10 seconds. Done right, this will temporarily decrease sexual tension, which represses the ejaculation response.
So there you have it, five tips to help you increase your sexual performance and help you and your partner get more satisfaction in the bedroom. And if all else fails, it might be time to discuss your premature ejaculation issues with a doctor.
Get Your Girl A Pair Of Srirachas – The Yoga Pants With A Sexy Secret
There’s no question about it, yoga pants are one of the greatest inventions ever made. Women love them because they’re comfortable and flattering, and men love them for obvious reasons. I mean seriously, just look at that photo above. ‘Nuff said!
While yoga pants were originally intended for workouts and the likes (hence the name “yoga” pants), these days you see women wearing yoga pants pretty much everywhere. Heck, I think 90% of the women on my last flight were wearing them.. and I wasn’t complaining. 🙂
Now, a company called Srirachawear has taken things to the next level, with sexy yoga pants that are made specifically for sex, providing for some “easy access” if you know what I mean, while looking seemingly normal to everyone else, thanks to an ingenious hidden flap.
Srirachas yoga pants are one of the most clever products I’ve ever come across, and naturally I had to get a pair for the girlfriend, so we could “review” them for you guys. And the verdict? Two thumbs up! 👍👍 (Ahem.. That’s not the only thing that was up. 🍆)
Not only did she love the way they fit (with a wide waistband that smoothed her tummy and a snug fit that made her ass look amazing), but it made her feel like an exhibitionist, walking around town with her naughty “sex pants”, unbeknownst to anyone else. Needless to say, we were both pretty hot and bothered by the time we got home that night.
Overall, we thought Srirachas yoga pants were great, and I would highly recommend them to anyone that’s looking to spice up the relationship, and to help her unleash her naughty side. As their motto states, “Get them on and get it on!” Trust me, ‘OM’ isn’t the only thing she’ll be chanting in these yoga pants.
So what do you say guys, are you ready to buy a pair of these bad boys for your girl? These are truly the gift that keep on giving, and they’re a bargain at just $69.69 (lol). Better still, we’ve arranged for a 15% discount for Guys Gab readers, simply use the code “GUYS15” at checkout.
Adult VR Distributors Look To Netflix For Inspiration
Digital subscription services like Netflix and Hulu have revolutionized the way that we watch video. Adult VR distributors are hoping it will do the same for VR porn. This month, the world’s most popular VR porn website announced a new subscription service called VRPorn.com Premium. It’s being hailed as the Netflix of VR Porn and some believe it might be the final step in taking VR porn mainstream.
For $19.95 a month, VRPorn.com will give you unlimited streaming and video downloads from all the major VR porn studios. While this might be old news for the film industry, it’s brand new for the adult VR world. Up until now, VR porn fans had to manage multiple subscriptions across different sites. Now, users can make a single monthly payment and unlock hundreds of full-length videos from over 25 of the biggest studios.
Major adult VR studios like BaDoinkVR, VirtualRealPorn, and RealityLovers are all taking part in the program. This large number of studios means that the Premium library already holds over 500 full-length videos with more being added on a weekly basis. A membership grants you access to many VR porn video games as well, unlocking exclusive demos of popular games like Virt-A-Mate, SinVR, and many others.
One of the major benefits of this new approach is that smaller, independent studios have the chance to gain more exposure. By pooling all their work together, VRPorn.com hopes to shine a light on some of the lesser known studios and encourage more producers to experiment with VR porn.
The rise of adblock and pirating software has made it difficult for many creators to make money off their work. One solution to this problem might be a transition towards more exclusive forms of media like virtual reality. Because VR video is still relatively rare, people are willing to pay a premium for quality content. If this project from VRPorn.com is successful it could provide a roadmap for all kinds of video artists who are struggling to monetize their content.
VRPorn.com already had millions of monthly visitors as the result of its free content. With this latest addition, the site hopes to transform some of that traffic into paying customers. It will be interesting to see how this new financial model plays out in the months to come.
The 5-Day “Naughty Cruise” Is Basically A Massive Orgy At Sea
If the idea of a sex cruise where you can indulge in every one of your wildest erotic fantasies appeals to you, you’re going want to check out “The Naughty Cruise” from Couples Cruise, which sets sail from Los Angeles on October 3rd for five unforgettable days of debauchery on the open seas!
Hundreds of open-minded couples from all over the world are getting ready to leave their inhibitions (and their clothes) back at port as they prepare to make waves on the kinkiest vacation ever.
The X-rated ocean liner sets sail from Los Angeles on October 3rd, and cruises along to the “love boat” port in Ensenada, Mexico, before returning back to the City of Angels on October 7th. Along the way, guests will enjoy outrageous on-deck fancy dress parties, naked body paint, kinky sex instruments and 24-hour nudity.
This raunchy cruise is being organized by Bob and Tess Hannaford, an adventurous husband and wife best known for their hugely popular Naughty in N’awlins trip in 1999. Needless to say, this ain’t their first rodeo.
“Our cruises get people excited and couples tell me all the time how our Couples Cruises have rekindled their passion and that they had more sex on our cruise with their partner than they have had in months,” says Bob. “We certainly do get swingers on board and many of them are looking for other potential partners.”
In addition to naughty playrooms, the ships also has dungeons, dark rooms, rooms for the ladies and an ever changing lineup of themed rooms for those looking for something different. The dungeons in particular have seen more action than ever since “50 Shades of Grey” hit shelves.
I don’t know about you, but this sounds like my kind of vacation! Now I’ve just got to convince my girlfriend..
If you’re of the same mindset, book your tickets right here, and get ready for the vacation of a lifetime. And when you’re packing, don’t forget about the dress code – the kinkier the better!