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Down and Dirty Decor: How To Transform Your Crib Into A Sexual Jungle



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Your apartment, condo, or house is one of the biggest first impressions you make on any woman who sees it. If you’re sloppy and have an ugly or simple pad, you’re unlikely to get any further. On the flip side, if you just spend a bit of effort classing up the place, it’s an opportunity to impress and intrigue any potential guests. Here are some of the best additions you can make to your place.

Include a Reclining Sofa in Your Living Room

Getting a bigger pad in any major city is expensive. Most of the time you’ll be better off making the best of what space you do have. One novelty hack that’ll not only save you space but make sitting and getting to know someone a lot more comfortable is a reclining sofa. Relax, lean back, and stretch out.

Hang Up Suggestive Art

Look at any house on MTV Cribs and you’ll see tons of art. You don’t have to care about it, but it enhances the overall look and feel of your place. For the sake of art is also one of the only acceptable excuses to hang up sexually suggestive pictures around your home. The key here is to balance it out, so hang up some regular art or entertaining pieces, as well. Check out some funny pictures at for inspiration if needed.

Learn How to Play an Acoustic Guitar

Don’t know how to play the guitar? Learn to. You don’t have to be the next Jimi Hendrix, just learn how to strum some basic chords of popular songs. Rockstars are sexy, so sing a few well-known choruses and you’ll be having an intimate ‘jam session’ with your lady guest in no time.

Keep Your Crib Clean With a Roomba

Do you know what women love? Cute things and clean houses. A Roomba is a little robot vacuum that will keep your place spotless. To top things off, it’s small and cute. Impress any guests with a spotless floor and your personal robot cleaner. If you want to take it to the next level of impressive, take a suggestion from Parks and Recreation and strap an iPod to it to create DJ Roomba.

Put Up Mirrors on the Ceilings

Mirrors serve two purposes in home design. First, they make the room seem bigger and brighter than it is. Secondly, people like to look at themselves. Don’t just put up mirrors randomly around your place; put them somewhere different like the ceiling, preferably above your bed. It’s the perfect excuse for you to lie down on your bed with your next guest.

Control the Temps With a Dyson Heater and Fan

There’s nothing less inviting than a freezing place in the winter or a sauna during the summer. Dyson makes heaters and fans all in one that incorporate its infamous bladeless design. If your building’s temperature control isn’t up to par, consider buying one of these heaters and fans. Being the master of temperature can have its advantages, including being able to turn up the heat.

Build a Full Bar

While it isn’t the most affordable option to class up your place, a fully stocked bar really can’t be beat. If you consider the money you’ll save by pre-gaming, it might even pay for itself over time. The real luxury is being able to tell any girl you’re interested in that you have a way cooler bar back at your place. It also comes with a bonus of learning how to make drinks and how to do cool bartending tricks.

Invest in Some Window Shades

While you may not give two thoughts about how your windows are covered, any lady visitors will. Investing in some frilly looking curtains for your bedroom will give any guests an excuse to cover the windows. And as an added bonus, most quality curtains block out all light trying to enter your room that disturbs your sleep, so you won’t have to be worried about waking up too early after a long night.

Incorporate at least a few of the awesome accessories in this article and your place will be seduction central in no time. Remember that your place reflects your personality, so draw out the best of it.

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6 Essential Life Skills For The Man Who Wants To Be In The Know



In order to stand out among a sea of average men, you need to bring your skills up. You’ll need to work hard to become a more well-rounded human being, knowing not just things to impress the women in your life, but skills that are practical and allow you to be more prepared in any situation or even help you further your career.

Below, we’ve highlighted six essential life skills that every man needs to know in order to step their game up, helping you get a bit closer to becoming “perfect”.

How To Tie A Bowtie

Your casual daily attire may see you rocking the grunge look complete with ripped jeans and a pair of converse. Or you may keep it sporty and wear the jersey of your favorite NBA team. But when you need to make your mark in a formal occasion, it’s time to bring out the big guns and rock a suit. Combine it with a pair of sharp shoes, a chunky watch and a dapper waistcoat with a bowtie instead of a standard tie and turn it into a tuxedo. Not only is it useful for wearing a formal do, but you could also mix it up in the workplace. As The Black Tux’s guide to tieing a bowtie notes, you’ll also be ready to wear one on your wedding day.

How To Play Card Games

It’s not just what you are wearing that makes you sophisticated, it is also about what you know and how you are able to entertain. A common pastime of mature, distinguished men? Playing cards. This is thanks to the core principles of these card games, as Betway Casino’s explainer of blackjack rules suggests. For starters, you have to know when to take risks and when to play it safe, knowing when to fold or even to split. It also helps you to improve your confidence, as you’re able to double down when you’re feeling good about your current hand. Try learning blackjack, poker and baccarat in order to be able to impress.

How To Speak In Public

Speaking of confidence, being comfortable speaking in public is a very useful skill to have. You need to be able to speak with confidence and knowledge – to really know what you are talking about. Crucial to being a good public speaker, says The Art of Charm, is to eliminate any filler words such as “umm” and “ahh” and to relax your body, releasing the tension in your muscles as these can affect your tone of voice. The ability to speak authoritatively and with confidence not only helps you in the workplace and getting your ideas across, but it helps you to make a strong impression with, for example, your partner’s parents.

How To Poach Eggs

Eggs are great. Not only are they an egg-cellent source of protein, but they make for a healthy breakfast that’s a little bit fancier than just pouring yourself a bowl of cereal, so they’re a good way to impressing your friends or date. Poached eggs are also the core part of many upmarket dishes, including Eggs Benedict, vegetable fritters, or Turkish eggs. Making a poached egg is not even that difficult. According to BBC Good Food’s poached egg recipe, it’s only five steps. What’s more, they only take a few minutes to make. It might be a little tricky at first, but once you’re there, you’ll be a master of one of the most highly sought after culinary skills.

How To Build A Campfire

If you didn’t take part in Boy Scouts when you were a kid, chances are, you’ve probably never learned how to build a campfire. But knowing how to build a campfire is an invaluable tool in case you break down in the middle of nowhere and find yourself stranded, or for a romantic camping trip. According to The Art of Manliness, the key steps to building a campfire are to collect several different types of wood and stack them correctly. Simple to learn, but difficult to master – you’ll want to practice this beforehand rather than relying on your theoretical knowledge when you’re in need.

How To Sew A Button

We’ve given you some suit-wearing tips in this post, and in the past we’ve shown you how to select a high-quality shirt, but what happens if that shirt gets a snag? What happens if you put on a few extra pounds and you end up popping a button? Learning how to sew a button will let you fix that shirt in a pinch and it could save you money on taking that shirt to a tailor. Watch the video above for a step-by-step.

Becoming a distinguished and sophisticated man is an ongoing process. You’ll need to not just take on these skills but practice and work hard on them too. Once you’ve mastered them, it’s off to the next challenge!

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Add A Little Geek Chic To Your Office With Retro Patents



Retro Patents - Nintendo 64 Print

If you are looking to add a little geek chic to your home office, we’ve got just the thing for you. Retro Patents takes old-school patents and turns them into pieces of art that you’d be proud to hang on your wall, whether you’re into tech, gaming, music, or design.

There are a multitude of beautiful vintage patent prints to choose from, with everything from the Apple iPhone and Blackberry to the Atari 2600 and Nintendo Gameboy, and even more ubiquitous inventions like the electronic calculator and record player.

As you can see, these patent prints are blown-up versions of the actual original filings, with a few design modifications to add the patent number, product name, creator and the date filed. Each patent has been designed and printed using HDR ink-jet technology on Ultra Premium Luster Photo Paper with a basis weight of 180 gsm.

That last part might not mean much to you, but let me tell you, these prints really pop against the white background, as you can see for yourself in these photos.

Retro Patents - Nintendo Gameboy Print

Retro Patents are available in 12 x 18 inch or 24 x 36 inch prints, with prices starting at $29.99. We got one for the Guys Gab office (the Nintendo 64 patent print, naturally), and it’s the first thing people notice when they walk in. “Dude, that’s sick!”

So what are you waiting for? Order your Retro Print today and get ready to hang your favorite classic invention as beautiful contemporary art on your wall. The hardest part will be deciding which one to choose, as they’re all so cool in their own right.

Can’t decide between two Retro Prints? Who says you’ve got to choose… buy them both! 🙂

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SpaceX Is Sending A Japanese Billionaire On A Trip Around The Moon



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A few days back, SpaceX tweeted that they had signed the world’s first private passenger to fly around the Moon aboard their BFR launch vehicle, with a cryptic Japanese flag emoji providing the only clue as to who the passenger might be.

Today, SpaceX CEO Elon Musk took to the stage at a press event at SpaceX’s headquarters and announced that Japanese fashion magnate Yusaku Maezawa would be the first person to make the journey around the moon. The BFR Lunar Mission will last an estimated four to five days and will take place as early as 2023.

Maezawa is the 42-year-old Japanese billionaire founder of the custom clothing online retailer ZOZO, with a reported net worth of $3.6 billion. Needless to say, he’s got the wherewithal to afford such an extravagant expenditure.

BFR Passing The Moon

“Ever since I was a kid, I have loved the moon,” Maezawa said during the press conference. “Just staring at the moon fueled my imagination; it’s always there and has continued to inspire humanity. That is why I do not pass up this opportunity to see the moon up close.”

But that’s not all. Maezawa is inviting six to eight artists from around the world to join him on this mission to the Moon. The billionaire said he will invited painters, sculptors, musicians, and architects from around the world. Upon their return all he requests is that they create a work of art using their stellar trek as inspiration.

“These artists will be asked to create something when they return to Earth,” said Maezawa. “These masterpieces will inspire the dreamer inside all of us. Needless to say, we’ve always been inspired by the Moon. Take for example, Beethoven’s Moonlight Sonata, Van Gogh’s Starry Night, and The Beatles’ Mr. Moonlight.”

BFR In Flight

If successful, Maezawa and the people who join him will be the first humans to travel to the Moon since the final Apollo mission in 1972. But before history is made, the BFR needs to be constructed, and they’ve got five years to do so. An ambitious time table, but Musk and team believe they can do it.

The BFR Lunar Mission is the first step in Elon Musk’s master plan, as he wants humanity “to become a multi-planet civilization as soon as possible” and that he hopes to “make people excited about the future.”

Mission accomplished Elon, 2023 can’t get here soon enough!

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