Guys Gab is doing its best to step-up its reviews in an attempt to provide you with the best and most informative posts on the internet. Our first big step is a new scoring system for all reviews. This system was created because we’re tired of the “Everybody Wins” attitude of current review sites.
Lets be honest, some stuff sucks, some stuff is awesome, and other stuff is good, but not mind-blowing. Our new scoring system reflects that. No longer will every item be getting a 9 or a 10. In fact nothing should get a 10. Ever. 10 means perfect. With that in mind, here is a breakdown of our new scoring system.
1 through 3.5
This stuff sucks. Maybe it broke while we had it, perhaps its too damn expensive, whatever. Bottom line, we don’t like. Don’t buy it.
4 through 6.5
This stuff is pretty solid. It isn’t the best thing we have ever used, but it is worth looking at. We have let you know the pros and the cons, now decide if it’s something you want.
7 through 9.5
This stuff rocks. A 7 or higher means go buy this. Seriously. We can’t find much wrong with this and you will be happy to have it. Now get to the store already!
10
10 doesn’t really exist. Nothing should ever get a 10. A 10 is like a 25 girl co-ed oil wrestling match at your house, and you don’t even have to clean up afterwards, levels of awesome. If you see a 10 this product should have its own religion and you are required by universal law to buy it. But in actuality, a 10 probably means we have been paid off, are drunk, or some combination of the two. So…yeah.
We hope this new scoring system will help enhance your life, and lead you to only buy stuff that doesn’t totally suck. After all if you can’t trust a bunch of guys who run a site about cool shit and girls, who can you trust?
at 11:04 am
Her sign needs to be smaller