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Captain Morgan - Talk Like a Pirate Day

Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day, and to celebrate, Captain Morgan Rum is challenging you land lubbers (21 and up) across the US to channel your inner buccaneer and talk like a pirate for the day, all for a good cause.

Captain Morgan is encouraging their fans to share their celebrations on social media. Captain & Colaaarr is the ‘official cocktail’ of TLAPD, and for every consumer who uses the #CaptainandColaaarr and #TLAPD hashtags on social media, the rum brand will donate $1 to charity, including City Harvest.

In case you aren’t sure how to talk like a pirate or mix up a Captain & Colaaarr, our friends at Captain Morgan sent us a bottle of Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum with an attached pirate language guide. Use some of these phrases tonight at the bar, and you’ll be sure to impress the ladies:

Borin’ English: I need a Captain and Cola Now!
Scurvy Pirate: I be needin’ to swill a Captain and Colaaarr smartly, me lass!

Borin’ English: Hey man, you ready for happy hour?
Scurvy Pirate: Ahoy! Avast scurvy dog, be ye ready for happy hour?

Borin’ English: Hey guys! It’s game time!
Scurvy Pirate: Avast thar ye scurvies! It’s battle the hour!

Borin’ English: Can I have your number?
Scurvy Pirate: I be needin’ ye long distance parrots moniker.

Borin’ English: Don’t forget to tip your bartender!
Scurvy Pirate: Ye better be giftin’ yer barkeep doubloons, buckos!

Still unsure on how to order that Captain & Colaaarr? Comedian Ian Karmel shows you how it’s done:

This sounds like the beginning of a truly epic night! And be sure to check out www.CaptainandColaaarr.com to see how you can participate in the Captain & Colaaarr challenge!

Trent Carter is looking to keep the tradition of T&A alive and well in today's politically correct world with his popular Thong Battle features, among other things. He also covers even racier topics on our sister site, which is definitely not safe for work!

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