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PERT Plus Names the Mens Worst Hairstyles of All Time



From the beginning of time, men have struggled mightily with maintaining respectable hairstyles that they can call their own.

Despite the perpetual snickering of their peers and the cringes of women, some men continue to stick to their guns with hairstyles that just don’t cut it.

In honor of infamously horrendous hairdos, PERT Plus put together a list of the worst hairstyles of all time that should be avoided at all costs.

  • The Mullet – The mullet has been so maligned that it now on the verge of extinction. However, you really have to respect those that still rock the mullet. They know that the whole world is laughing at them, but they just don’t care.
  • The Comb-Over – Dude, you’re not fooling anyone.. Just shave your head already!
  • The Rattail – It is hard to believe that at some point in history a guy created the rattail and then went out in public where some other guy saw him and thought, “hey that guy is groomed like a rat, that looks great!” and then proceeded to adopt the hairstyle himself.
  • The Bowl Cut – This hairstyle might have looked good when you were 10. Wait… no it didn’t.
  • The Flat Top – While many fine Americans (Johnny Unitas, Big Daddy Kane) and non-Americans (Ivan Drago) alike have sported flat tops, so has Vanilla Ice.

Zander Chance is a technology nut who is always first in line to try out the latest tech gadgets. He also has been an active affiliate marketer for the past 15 years, and he writes about his adventures in that on his blog.



  1. Jenice Gutierrez

    November 22, 2011 at 11:01 am

    The mullett!

  2. Anthony

    November 22, 2011 at 1:28 pm

    I think they meant to put the Mullet on the list of “Best Hairstyles of All Time”….

  3. Rich Lavene

    November 22, 2011 at 3:21 pm

    Ahh…it’s great to be bald with no options!!!

    • CJ

      November 22, 2011 at 3:56 pm

      Join the club man! Though I do miss hair when winter rolls around.. Brr!

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