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This Portland Strip Club Started A Food Delivery Service Called “Boober Eats”

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Lucky Devil Lounge - Boober Eats

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Thanks to this whole coronavirus pandemic, strip clubs all across the country have been forced to shut down.. But one enterprising strip club in Portland, Lucky Devil Lounge, is bringing its dancers to your door with a new food delivery service it’s calling Boober Eats.

“I originally did it at first as a joke,” says club owner Shon Boulden, “and it got 150 shares on Facebook—like nothing we’ve ever had before. So I was like, ‘Well shit, why don’t we just try to do this?'”

The service works like any other food delivery (like it’s namesake Uber Eats), but with a twist. Simply peruse their food and drink menu online, call them up with your order, and wait for delivery. But instead of your typical delivery driver, you’ve got two sexy dancers delivering your grub right to your front door.

“They’ll wear pasties and booty shorts, drop off the food, dance for a second and then we’ll move along,” Boulden says. “We’ll still stay a reasonable distance back. They have Lysol as well.”

While some people may be leery about getting food from a strip club, I’ve actually had some AMAZING meals at strip clubs in the past (like Rick’s Cabaret in NYC). Their New York steak with blue cheese looks delish, and its a bargain at just $14! 😋

Kudos to Boulden for figuring out a great way to keep Lucky Devil Lounge’s employees working in these trying times. The dancers will be “delivering” the food, the bouncers serving as drivers & security, and the kitchen employees making the food.

Here’s hoping this idea catches on, as I wouldn’t mind getting a little lap dance (from six feet away, of course) to go with my food delivery! Ain’t capitalism grand?

Trent Carter is looking to keep the tradition of T&A alive and well in today's politically correct world with his popular Thong Battle features, among other things. He also covers even racier topics on our sister site, which is definitely not safe for work!

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