Have plans for the weekend but can’t find a sitter?
You’re in luck. Jonah Hill, babysitter extraordinaire and star of The Sitter, is available.. As long as you’re hot and don’t mind him smoking in the bathroom. 🙂
To schedule, just call (917) 409-7838.
Jonah will be answering calls at random (seriously, he’s occasionally going to be answering the phone himself) and no, he does not have any references available.