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The Onion’s Take On The Recent Chick-Fil-A Drama

Chick-fil-A has found itself at the center of a firestorm over company president Dan Cathy’s views on traditional marriage. As a result, there have been numerous boycott threats against Chick-fil-A, most notably from The Office star Ed Helms. And as expected, it’s ignited a social media wildfire. The Onion took a slightly different […]

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Chick-fil-A has found itself at the center of a firestorm over company president Dan Cathy’s views on traditional marriage. As a result, there have been numerous boycott threats against Chick-fil-A, most notably from The Office star Ed Helms. And as expected, it’s ignited a social media wildfire.

The Onion took a slightly different approach with this matter, publishing a story on their site today titled “Chick-Fil-A Debuts New Homophobic Sandwich“. Here’s a blurb:

As part of its recent efforts to publicly align itself with fundamentalist Christian values, the Chick-fil-A restaurant chain announced today the debut of its new Queer-Hatin’ Cordon Bleu sandwich that would be on sale in all of the company’s 1,600 restaurants this Wednesday.

In a press conference to reporters, company representatives said the homophobic new sandwich will include the national fast food chain’s trademark fried chicken filet wrapped in a piece of specially-smoked No Homo ham that would be topped with a slice of Swiss cheese and lathered in a creamy new Thousand Island-based Fag Punching sauce.

A humorous response to a serious matter, this is why I’m a loyal The Onion reader!

And to the idiots who are boycotting Chick-Fil-A, do you really think you’re going to change this old man’s belief system? Absolutely not!

If anything, you should be boycotting the restaurant until they open on Sundays!

Trent Carter is looking to keep the tradition of T&A alive and well in today's politically correct world with his popular Thong Battle features, among other things. He also covers even racier topics on our sister site, which is definitely not safe for work!

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  1. Sujeet

    July 24, 2012 at 4:07 pm

    If you’re feeling ambitious, you can also try creating your own Chick-Fil-A sandwich using this copycat recipe from Hilah Cooking.

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/wedontgiveafrak/chick-fil-gay-sandwich-chick-fil-a-copycat-recipe-2t1y

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