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So I Met Bill Gates Last Night..

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I was in the airport VIP lounge en route to Seattle last night. And guess what?! While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink discreetly by himself.

I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to Seattle, but she was running a little bit late. Well, being a straightforward kind of guy, I approached the billionaire Microsoft chairman, introduced myself, and said, “Mr. Gates, I wonder if you would do me a big favor.”

“Yes?”

“I’m sitting right over there,” pointing to my seat at the bar, and I’m waiting on a very important client. Would you be so kind when she arrives as to come walk by and just say, ‘Hi, Trent,’?”

“Sure.” he said politely.

I shook his hand and thanked him and went back to my seat. About ten minutes later, my client showed up.

We ordered a drink and started to talk business.

A couple of minutes later, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Bill Gates.

“Hi, Trent,” he said.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

I replied, “FU#K OFF GATES, I’M IN A MEETING.”

Trent Carter is looking to keep the tradition of T&A alive and well in today's politically correct world with his popular Thong Battle features, among other things. He also covers even racier topics on our sister site, which is definitely not safe for work!

3 Comments

3 Comments

  1. Rich Lavene

    August 3, 2012 at 11:42 am

    I need to know if the last line is true…or is any of it true for that matter?

  2. Sujeet

    August 3, 2012 at 12:50 pm

    I’m pretty sure Gates wouldn’t be flying commercial to begin with. 🙂

  3. Francesco

    August 9, 2012 at 9:12 am

    rofl.

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