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This Guy Posted The Most Amazing Used Car Ad On Craigslist



The greatest Craigslist used car ad

It’s hard to get people excited about a used 2001 Honda Civic, especially when it’s got nearly 200K miles on the clock. So Craigslist user Chris decided to get creative with his Craigslist ad, making use of Photoshop and some creative copy to capture people’s attention. Mission accomplished.

These are just some of the amazing photos he posted of his trusty Civic:


But wait, it gets better! Sit back and read quite possibly the best used car ad of all time:


Are you ready to get to WORK? Then drive the car that says, “Shut the fuck up, I’m commuting!”

This boss 2001 Civic LX has 192k miles. This isn’t your dad’s Mercury Cougar that shit the bed after 97,000 miles. It’s a Honda. It’s just hitting puberty. It can be yours for $3,293.67.

Fast cars and big trucks all scream the same thing: “I’M OVERCOMPENSATING!” If you’re secure about the size of your genitalia, drive something that tells the world you give zero shits because you average 35 MPfuckingG.

Complete with tinted windows up front. Why not the back windows? This ride doesn’t care about some bitch-ass backseat driver (or child)! If you get tired of them complaining out of their pie-holes, you can nail them with ice-cold AC capable of freezing your dick/vagina right off.

The airbag (SRS) light came on randomly a couple weeks ago. I didn’t bother fixing it because I’m not a pussy, and if my car is going to have a hard landing after jumping over an exploding train and the airbag is going to blast me in the face, I want it to be a surprise, like a hooker jumping out of a birthday cake. BOING

Front tires are ready to rock. Rear tires are fine although not quite as rock-ready, but what do you care? You’re an LA driver–as soon as there’s a drop of rain you’re going to piss yourself and drive like the sky is falling, anyway.

This car is all-Civic, ladies. It hasn’t been trashed and racing-modded by some yabbo, because it’s a fucking Civic. Get real people.

But wait, there’s more:
– Registered until July, 2015
– Manual transmission
– Side airbags (good incase car rolls over after a river-jump)
– CD player
– Tape deck so you can use a tape adapter to play music from your phone, you cheap bastard
– Cruise control
– Tilt wheel
– 3 floor mats that it stole from an older Civic on the playground
– Air conditioning
– A mildly squeaky belt that announces your arrival
– Teeth marks on the parking brake handle and one of the interior door handles because a previous owner must have been a real piece of shit and locked their dog in the car for too long. If you might do that to your dog, don’t buy this car. But do come over so you can get the cuntpunch you deserve
– Interior 9.5/10, aside from bite marks
– Body 8/10. Gotta get some scars to earn your stripes on the street, yo.
– This is the actual mileage, unlike a vast majority of the other cheap Civics you’re finding in this cesspool of used cars
– Half tank of gas. You’re welcome.
– Clean title, full Carfax report available for anyone brave enough to ask

* angry cats not included

My name is Chris. Email me to set up a test drive. You must provide your own explosions.

** Yes, this is a real ad and this car is really for sale

If this amazing Craigslist ad doesn’t make you want to dish out $3,293.67 for a car, I don’t know what will..

Sujeet Patel is the founder of Guys Gab, the definitive men's lifestyle blog, and he's one of the biggest car enthusiast you'll ever meet. He's been fortunate enough to turn his passion for cars into a full-time job. Like they say, "If you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life."

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