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Best Lines To Pick Up Chicks On Vacation



Diana Morales

With Spring Break already a distant memory, it’s time to start planning your next big getaway. Might I suggest visiting a foreign country this summer?

Three of my favorite destinations are Italy, France, and Spain. Not just for the beautiful sights and exquisite cuisine, but also for the stunning LADIES!

Of course, if you can’t speak the language, you’re at a bit of a disadvantage. Luckily, we’ve got 10 hilarious (and slightly cheesy) pick-up lines from One Hour Translation for any guy who’s trying to bag that lucky lady for some sweet vacay lovin’.

Check them out below (translations in Spanish, Italian and French):

You’re single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.

  • Tú eres soltera. Yo también. ¿Será coincidencia? No creo. – Spanish
  • Sei single. Sono single. Sarà una coincidenza? Io dico di no. – Italian
  • Tu es célibataire. Je suis célibataire. Coïncidence? Je ne pense pas. – French

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

  • ¿Te dolió cuando te caíste del paraíso? –Spanish
  • Ti sei fatta male cadendo dal cielo? – Italian
  • Tu as eu mal quand tu es tombé de haut? – French

I memorized every number in the phone book, but managed to lose yours. I’m going to need to get that.

  • Me aprendí de memoria todos los teléfonos de la guía telefónica, pero resulta que se me olvidó el tuyo. Tendremos que remediar eso. – Spanish
  • Ho memorizzato ogni numero della mia rubrica, ma sono riuscito a perdere il tuo. Ho bisogno di ritrovarlo. – Italian
  • J’ai appris tous les numéros de l’annuaire, mais j’ai réussi à perdre le tien. Je vais en avoir besoin. – French

I don’t know if you know this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.

  • No sé si te lo hayan dicho, pero te pareces mucho a mi próxima novia. – Spanish
  • Non so se lo sai, ma sembri la/il mia/o prossima/o ragazza/ragazzo. – Italian
  • Je ne sais pas si tu sais, mais tu ressembles beaucoup à mon ex petite amie / petit ami. – French

Are you a 90 degree angle? ‘Cause you’re looking right!

  • ¿Eres un ángulo de 90 grados? ¡Porque te ves correcta! – Spanish
  • Sei un angolo di 90°? Perché in te vedo un angolo di cielo! – Italian
  • Es-tu un angle droit ? Parce que tu as l’air bien – French

If I had to rate you from 1-10, I would rate you as a 9 because I am the one that you are missing.

  • Si tuviera que calificarte del 1 al 10 te pondría 9, porque yo soy el uno que te falta. – Spanish
  • Se dovessi darti un giudizio da 1 a 10, ti darei 9, io sono la parte che ti manca per arrivare a 10. – Italian
  • Si je devais te donner une note entre 1 et 10, je te donnerais 9 car je suis le point qui te manque. – French

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

  • ¿Te duelen las piernas por haber corrido toda la noche en mis sueños? – Spanish
  • Non sei stanca? Ti ho vista tutta notte nei miei sogni. – Italian
  • Est-ce que tu as mal aux jambes d’avoir couru dans mes rêves toute la nuit? – French

Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

  • ¿Eres religiosa? Porque eres la respuesta a todas mis oraciones. – Spanish
  • Credi in Dio? Perché sei la risposta a tutte le mie preghiere. – Italian
  • Tu es croyante? Parce que tu es la réponse à toutes mes prières. – French

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

  • ¿Tienes un espejo en el bolsillo? Porque me veo metido en tus pantalones. – Spanish
  • Hai uno specchietto in tasca? Mi vedo riflesso nei tuoi pantaloni. – Italian
  • C’est  un miroir dans ta poche ? Parce que je me vois dans ton pantalon. – French

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

  • ¿Sabes de que está hecha mi camisa? De material de novio. – Spanish
  • Sai di cosa è fatta questa camicia? Fibra di fidanzato. – Italian
  • Tu sais de quoi est faite ma chemise ? De tissu de petit ami. – French

And if these pick-up lines aren’t enough to get the job done, Tweet @OHT and they will translate anything you’d like in real time!

Happy travels!

Trent Carter is looking to keep the tradition of T&A alive and well in today's politically correct world with his popular Thong Battle features, among other things. He also covers even racier topics on our sister site, which is definitely not safe for work!

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